I don’t like Rashida Jones
mum: I thought you were going out
me: yeah me too
Anonymous asked: how to stop thinking with my dick or how to educate my dick to make better decisions. probably related: pornography is making us all repressed rapists or something, right?
The answer’s right there in your dick.
- Your dick is empty and soft.
- Your dick fills with blood and when full, becomes hard.
- Before you have sex with someone else using your dick, some part of their body is empty.
- You fill that empty part with your dick.
- Both your dick and the person you’re fucking are full.
- If that still makes you feel empty, lonely, or unfulfilled I would say that you aren’t taking the hint from your dick.
- I would take the hint, and make every other octave in you about destroying emptiness and becoming full.
Mainstream porn, just like every other mass-medium, is someone’s guess about what will make the lowest common denominator forget that they’re the lowest common denominator. That usually means oinking women and tan, hairless men. Mainstream porn has been standardized to make it straightforward and functional, in the same way the designers of ATMs have agreed on an interface to facilitate your transactions. There’s no learning curve for either of them: all the work’s been done for you, like baby food. When was the last time you had a really al dente experience at an ATM?
Saying that porn has a necessary relationship to rape is like saying that chopsticks have a necessary relationship to someone getting stabbed in the eye with one. The idea behind the porn-rape connection is that seeing people in a monodimensional, sexual setting will make you, the viewer, see the people in your life that way too. But anyone who thinks that doesn’t know what rape is. People who rape other people are not tempted by somebody else’s attractiveness or sexual promiscuity. Instead, they are driven to dominate and control other people because, to themselves, they are constantly in danger of becoming weak and powerless. Rape happens when someone cannot live with the perceived shame and weakness of not raping another person. If that makes a rapist seem like the narcissistic stub of a person instead of an evil predator, it’s because that’s what a rapist is.
Most things that seem satanic or malevolent are really just wretchedness and frailty that’ve been allowed to put on muscle.
Besides, it’s not like it’s hard to see through porn’s bullshit. They don’t have any clothes on for christ’s sake. You can see the guy’s matte, ageing skin starting to loosen over his muscles. You can see her prominent teeth and the coffee stains on her tongue. You can see how their faces are neither striking enough to be memorable nor perfect enough to be ideal. You can see the tattoos on their bodies. The tattoos whose subjects are always so obvious. The tattoos that all say:
'Once I was so scared, I got this tattoo so I could always remind myself that I was brave enough to get this tattoo.'
In a word, if you can’t see the people who do porn as so human it hurts, then you’re probably the sort of person who hides the fact that you watch them.
finally some original thought
"Mr Abbott, how do you respond to accusations that you are in fact a giant evil lizard sent here from Mars?"
*nervously licks eyeball*